Promiscuous Girl 

“Ada yang beda.”

“Apa sih.”

“Nah. Tuh! Tuh! Cara lo maenin rambut. Sok imut tau gak. Lo gak lagi selingkuh kan?”

“Tae. Tau aja.”

“Hah! Serius! Gila lo! Sampe beneran, AWAS.”

“Belum.”

“Belum tapi cengengesan. Nyebelin kuadrat. Udah ah, lo pulang sendiri!”

Ifa menyeruput kopinya dengan santai. Mengabaikan Sammy yang dengan gusar mengetuk-ngetukkan filter rokoknya ke kaca meja.

“It’s like playing at the beach. A beach without waves is boooring.”

“Air beriak tanda tak dalam.”

“I can’t swim, remember?”

“Oh. Yeah. Right.”

“Well, its not like I’m cheating on your cousin. I don’t even know his name. All I know is that he is married too. And please don’t take me for a fool. Pake bilang ‘air beriak tanda tak dalam’ segala. Berak.”

“Tapi jujur, something’s different. Lo lebih jinak.”

“Bangsatlah.”

“So, do I know him?”

“Gue aja gak tau namanya.”

“Anak mana?”

“Rahasia.”

“Nyebelin ye, bocah. Ngajak gue ke sini. Ngomong ada yang mau diceritain. Gue pula yang harus jemput dan nganter pulang ntar. Giliran cerita, main rahasia-rahasia. Gue bilangin Jason nyaho lo.”

“Hahaha.”

“Hahaha. Your eyes.”

“So, you’re OK knowing this, right?”

Sammy menggaruk kepalanya.

“Jangan tanya gue ah. Pusing.”

“Tanya siapa dong.”

“Tanya calon selingkuhan lo itulah.”

“Ye, siapa yang nyalonin. He’s just eye candy. Like maybe Jason is to someone at his office too. Like I am to you, maybe? Or like you are to some gay guy.”

“FYI, I don’t mind kicking girls butts. Yours in particular.”

“Maafkan, Tuan. Aku berjanji. Tak mau menuai murka. Untukmu oh, Kawan.”

“Bocah sedeng. Malah nyanyi. Karepmu wis.”

“Dudududu.. Dududu…”

“Warna lipstik belakangan juga lebih genit gimana..-”

“Dudududu… Dududu…”

“Jangan difollow up. Itu aja nasehat gue. By any means. Jangan.”

“Dudududu… Dududu…”

“Ngga usah stalking-stalking socmed, google researching or anything you agency kids do.”

“Hehehehe.”

“I know that ‘hehehehe’ far too well. Leave me out of any of your ‘hehehehes’ regarding this matter.”

“Hehehehe.”

“Hehehehehehehehehehe. Taelah.”

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